- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

Alex Gedrose.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

Donkey lips

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

its snowing on mount fuji

LIFE :(

Hillary Clinton

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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