– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Donald Trump

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

Rebecca Black's career.

A man killed himself.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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What's big and fat? An obese man.

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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