- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

Grammer is very important

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

Alex Gedrose.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

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