- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

anal seepage

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Get on your knees Ho

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

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