- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

You know what's catchy? A cold

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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