r u smart..... or ur black

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

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What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

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If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

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Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

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Whats has no comedic value? A brick

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how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

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I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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Women's rights

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

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i lost the game

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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