Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

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what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

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An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family attempted to cross the road approximately 30 seconds earlier and were immediately struck by a moving vehicle traveling at 45 miles per hour. He crossed the road to try to comfort his family while they took their final breathes of life. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a man that had recently been laid off from his union job and came down with a disease that is considered uncurable by modern science.

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Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

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What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

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Well, there's one way...

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

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What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

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HI MY NAME IS DOUG

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What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

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what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

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What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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