Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

luke moore cant pull it back

I am a joke. I am funny.

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

i lost the game

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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