- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

One day a man walked into a wall

What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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