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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

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How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

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What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

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What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

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Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

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OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

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Take this and put it- No.

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A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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