- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

once upon a time, it snowed

kesha is a virgin.

What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

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