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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

once upon a time, it snowed

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

kesha is a virgin.

What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

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