- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

Why was the gay guy sad?

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

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