WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

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How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

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A movie trilogy about an alphabet book. A ten minute long movie about a complete lifespan. A 600 pages long book on how to stop procrastination. A two page book about the top 600 award winning pictures. CALL NOW FOR A TELESCOPE INCLUDED! (So you can see the stars and fuck the book altogether) Juggernaut: IM THE JUGGERNAUTBITCH! Me: Hi, mind if I just call you bitch for short? Your life sucks sometimes because Karma is a bitch... ...My bitch ;)

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What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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Basically copying you.

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

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Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

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William wright is Gay

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

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I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

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whats small and tickles? pubic lice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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