Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

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PENIS

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How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

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You just read this ..

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Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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This Anti-Joke Is Loading Plese Wait . . .

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what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

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Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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Anti Joke

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