What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

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Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

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Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

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There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

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knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

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OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

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Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

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So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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Do you love me? No.

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Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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