What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

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What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Potato!

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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