- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

angelosnyder is not gay

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

There's a god, just kidding.

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

Velcro. What a rip off.

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