A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

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How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

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What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

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What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

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How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

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Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

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If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

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There was 3 guys. A mexican, a black guy, and a jew. They work at a construction site and one day they found what appears to be a magic lamp. The mexican guy rubs the lamp hoping for a genie to appear and grant them wishes. Sure enough a genie appears. "I have been freed from the magic lamp." Says the genie "I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The mexican guy did not understand english. The jew steals the lamp and the black guy stabs him. The next day a blonde goes to the crime scene. He spot the magic lamp on the floor, picks it up, and rubs it. The genie appears. "I have been freed from the lamp. I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The blonde says "I wish Jose could speak ad understand english." Suddenly, the mexican appears and says "Thank you."

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What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

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Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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