Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

"Knock knock." "No."

Knock Knock Come in.

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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