If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

whats polish and black a polish black person

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

Mullets

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

He walked in a bar

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

In soviet russia, roses are violet

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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