- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

why does column have a letter n?

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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