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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

once upon a time, it snowed

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

kesha is a virgin.

What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

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