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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

Whats 2+1? 2.

Do you like fishsticks No

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

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