What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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