What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

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Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

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What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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xavier stop

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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