- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

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