- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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