Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

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Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

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Know what people hated the most? 9-11

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What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Why did the squirrel fall out the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out the tree? It was stapled to the first squirrel Why did the the third squirrel fall out the tree? Peer pressure Why did the fourth squirrel fall out the tree? It thought it was a game Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a squirrel Why did the postman die? He got hit in the head by four squirrels and a tree

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Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

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The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

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What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

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What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

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How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

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Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

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Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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