How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

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Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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"One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to ****, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the f uck's your problem?'" -Training Day

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

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A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

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