why was the boy sad? because.

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What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

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Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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