Where's my tractor?

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What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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Are you a tree

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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Knock Knock Who's There 42

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2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

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Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

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how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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