Joker2? Who comes up with the names anyways? Sounds like a stupid version of the matrix... Anyways, I stutter because my nerves are killing me, I cant quit the painkillers cold turkey if I cant sleep without them, besides I am used to physical pain as tragic as that might sound... Its not when you get used to it. I need to know who this Neo-Nero was, for anyone that can tell me, he is not around here at these hours, and during the time he/she I was dead, did considerable damage to my and my orders reputation, I need a face to face talk to someone that would put aside my chosen successor and assume my role, and I wont let that happen again even if it means bruising up this Neo-me a bit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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Whats long and black? The unemployment line

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What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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guess what chicken butt

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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Are you a tree

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

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