A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

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What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

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What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

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What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

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why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

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A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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