- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

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