- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

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