Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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