- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

Lil Wayne

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

Gangnam style

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

field day?

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

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