A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

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Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

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A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

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What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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you lose.

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

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I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

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How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

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one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

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An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

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Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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