- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

Do you know the muffin man? No

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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