- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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