- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

You know what's catchy? A cold

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

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