Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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Jake was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. His wife looks down and sees a scale.

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

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