Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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A homeless man begged and begged for a dollar to buy something. A man finally gave him his dollar. What did the hobo buy? Nothing he walked into 711 and then got shot.

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If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

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Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

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What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

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Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

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Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

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What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

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Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

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once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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