Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

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The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

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what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

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What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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Women Sports.

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Rick santorum

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

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What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

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cancer

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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