What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

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Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

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Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

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When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

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Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

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-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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