Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

-Knock Knock -Come in!

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

a man walked into a bar....

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

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yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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