what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

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Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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2 + 2 = fish

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When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

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Are you a tree

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

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Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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Anti Joke

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