This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

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What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

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Where's my baby??

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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A man walks into a bar.

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drugs.

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

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Z.

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How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

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The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

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What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

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Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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