- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

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