- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

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Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

What did the mime say to the girl? .......

You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

Do you like your life? No. OK.

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

A kid has no friends.

why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

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How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

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