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If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

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What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

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Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

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What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

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why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

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Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

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Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

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on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

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What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

A man walks into a bar in the morning. He is the bartender, and he works there.

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amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

more chocolate?

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

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