How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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giddy goat

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

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If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

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What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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