- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

knock knock "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

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Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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