What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

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Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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whats hard, its not what you think a penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

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Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

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Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

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How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

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Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

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Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

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Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

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Brad Fuller!

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