Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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did you know towels can cause dry skin?

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

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Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

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its snowing on mount fuji

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

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What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

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what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

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Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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