- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

knock knock "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

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