What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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Womens' sports

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

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I like your hair

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

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Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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Where do you live? In a house

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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No, Trinidad.

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A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

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Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

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more chocolate?

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amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

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A man visits his doctor for an annual checkup. "Doc, I feel great! I'm running 5 miles a day, I just got promoted at work, and sex with my wife has never been better!" A few weeks later, his doctor calls him in. When he arrives, the doctor looks at him grimly. "I have some bad news. You have lung cancer." "But how? I don't smoke. My wife doesn't smoke. I have never felt better." The doctor pats him on the back, reassuringly. "This may be true, but you still have lung cancer."

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I began as a dreamer, then I became a visionary, then I saw my dream come true, until it shattered us all. Do you believe that perhaps, there are people out there, trying to stop the world from reaching a better age?

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How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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