A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

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What do you call a man who was just struck in the head with a bowling ball? An ambulance would be the most appropriate thing to call since this man just sustained a serious head injury and medical responders should be contacted, lest his brain start hemorrhaging.

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What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

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Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

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How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

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This is an anti joke

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

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A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

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why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

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What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

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Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

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kevin kim

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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