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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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