- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

brock has small hands for a small job

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

Yo mama's fat.

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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