Yo mama's fat.

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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What is my name? I dont know

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

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how did the man die he didnt

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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Anti Joke

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