Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

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My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

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YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

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Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

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Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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Lucas talks to mom she says hi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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