A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

know whats funnier than 24? 25.

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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