What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

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What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

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why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

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What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

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YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

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Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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