- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

i died. new product by steve jobs

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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