- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

-Knock Knock -Come in!

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

Please? No.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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