Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

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How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

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Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

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What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

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Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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giddy goat

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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yo mama is fat shes fat

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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