- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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