- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

Black people having a Job.

I'm 4 and what is this?

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