- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

who did the strait guy marry? a woman

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

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