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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was just a young boy living in a quaint suburbial town, his family, 1 2 3 4 and 5 were all killed by 7. 7 then burned down their house while 6 ran away from the blazing inferno he used to call home. 6 was forced to live off the land in order to survive. 6 built a house using only mud and sticks and a little elbow grease. When 7 heard the news that 6 was still alive and well in the forest, 7 went into the woods, tracked down 6's home and again burned it down. When 6 came back from a day of fishing and a handfull of fish, he saw that his house was burned down. The fish then escaped from his hands, and flew away. 7 had left a note on the ground that said 7. 6 then recalled the first time 7 had killed his family and burned down house. 7 had now burned down two of 6's houses. That is why 6 is afraid of 7.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

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A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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