- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

Whats worse than a joke? This

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

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