Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

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What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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