- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

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