- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Here's another:

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

racism...deal with it!

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

... Chan chan

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

Elizabeth Warren

Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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