- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

womens rights.

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

What's green and blue? yellow

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

guest what i love pancakes

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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