Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Scott Gomez

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Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Do u take sugar?

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What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

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Has u seen my grammar?

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

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what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

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Do you speak alien? Hola.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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