- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

Lets go Yankees

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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