why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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Daym im romantic

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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Guess what? The Game.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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I agree

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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