- Anti Joke

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

Nice belt.

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

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Why did the black man have drugs? He had a very serious medical condition that involved putting himself at a high risk at any time without proper medications, therefore he requires drugs to sustain him and hopefully prevent him from dying. To immediately believe that he was in possession of illegal drugs is a very racist assumption that is representative of one of the numerous racial problems that faces our society today.

Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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