- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

I was once a hamster.

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

its funny cuz i laughed!

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

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