- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

Knock knock Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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