What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

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What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

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you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

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A blonde walked into a bar.

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A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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I have aids

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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An Indian lady is pushing her child down a footpath in a stroller whilst leading her dog. A refridgerator lands on the mother. Why did the Chinese man behind her cry? Because loss of life is a frantic event and having witnessed such an event he was deeply shocked. He was also sad that no dogs were killed. This is because a dog killed his wife in a freak accident and he has held a grudge against the species ever since.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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