If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game. She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand." "What did you not understand?" And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust? getting raped by a giant scorpion What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher, Mr. Smith What's worse than getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher Mr. Smith? Snapping your femur bone in half What's worse than snapping your femur bone in half? Birthing a dead baby

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

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--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

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Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

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Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

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Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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