- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Women's rights.

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

Bean.

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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