Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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