- Anti Joke

why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

Barack Obama, Mother Teresa and Stephen Hawkings had race. Who won? Barack Obama. This deduction can be made as Stephen Hawking is severely disabled by a motor neurone disease known as amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Henceforth, he has very limited control over the majority of his body and is confined to a electric wheel chair. Thus, he could not participate competitively in the race. Moreover, Mother Teresa is dead. This unfortunate occurrence was caused by several myocardial infarctions in combination with pneumonia. Regardless of this, Mother Teresa's meek and frail build would slower her speed considerably; in comparison to Barack Obama's relatively athletic and robust frame. Nonetheless, President Obama is a smoker. Therefore, he may experience symptoms associated with emphysema during the race, causing him to retire. As such no-one would finish the race, leaving the spectators feeling very disappointed and empty.

what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

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Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

your social life.

Is maynaise an instrument?

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)