- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

kesha is a virgin.

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

Vagina cream... end of story

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

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