Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

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how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

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What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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My penis is big... not.

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? It's hard to say, as this number depends on a large number of factors including the average area covered by one lick, the pH of saliva, the solubility of Tootsie Pops, the temperature of both the saliva and the Tootsie Pop, and the amount of saliva deposited on the Tootsie Pop after each lick. This is not to mention all the manufacturing irregularities that may occur during production, and varying tongue shapes and solvency properties of saliva.

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Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

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What would happen if an asian guy and a black guy had a baby? Nothing. It is impossible for a baby to be born since men produce sperm cells not egg cells and for a fetus to form, you need an egg and a sperm, so you would need a male and a female so since they are both men it is physically impossible for them to produce a child.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

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Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

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How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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