- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! closes door

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

A man buys a prius

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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