What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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A Chinese kid fails his math test.

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You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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