- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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