Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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A women's opinion.

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What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

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Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

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I was once a hamster.

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Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

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Anti Joke

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