If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

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Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

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Y u do dis?

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Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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Sixty... eight

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Bags of delicious poop.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

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A duck walks into a bar. The large African American male at table three punches the smaller Asian man at the bar because of a long standing and unfulfilled monetary debt. The Asian man procedes to pull out a concealed knife and repeatedly stab his assailant until he is dead. The duck orders several rounds of whiskey due to the fact that it has recently been fired from its job. Later that night, it took its own life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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