- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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