- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

MOOOOOOOOOOO

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

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What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

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