- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

Hi what I lug you

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

suck my balls mr.garison

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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