- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

Jimmy Saville

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

feminism

A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

eden stop

Knock Knock Go Away

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

Help I'm being raped!

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