What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

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What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The MLS

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

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Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

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My dad

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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Women's rights...

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

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A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

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Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

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Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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