why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

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A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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all hail based mark

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

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How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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