- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

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