It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

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Vagina cream... end of story

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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watch me nae nae

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Heheheheh, Good one, you made me laugh, you just made me realize that it was indeed I that said that to you once, and now you are telling me. I know now, I am happy, not because I seek happiness, but because thinking, finding solutions, guiding myself and others, is what makes me happy. I feel like an alien, because my ideals, my solutions hopes and dreams that grow out of a result of my constant thinking, will never be in this world. Yet I also feel human now, because it could have been, humanity could have succeeded...

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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