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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the narcoleptic patient? It wasn't. The patients were treated because of moral obligations, but the doctors that laughed were either fired or warned, depending on if they had previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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Knock knock What?

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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