- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

child labor

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

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