What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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Pain Olympics.

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You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

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The latter three thousand pages of this website.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

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Around 10PM on a Saturday two Irishmen walk into a bar. They order up a round of drinks, and comment on the appearance of several women in the place whom they believe to be single. After finishing up their drinks, the one Irishman asks the other if he'd like another one. The other says no, that he promised his wife he'd be back soon with diapers for the baby. He thanks his friend for the drink and leaves for home. The remaining Irishman orders up another "round" from the bartender, but really it's only one drink he is ordering, being he is only one person.

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Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

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Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

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Unconventional thinking Something else out of one: So sometimes I feel there is something I want right? But I don't feel like I deserve it yet or i hesitate although I fucking want it So I go home, decide to take my time before I decide to buy it, and sit my ass on a chair covered with spikes until I decide it is time to get it, Moral 1: You want to take the better decision but don't feel time is right? Some spikes up your ass is not only the perfect way to change your mind, but in this case an excellent metaphor to why you want to keep doing whats best for you. Moral best: Think if you could get all that time you spent hesitating back, would that not be awesome? What if you just stop hesitating now? Would that not be aweso... Go fuckyourself... Nerometal Fuck Neronism... Cool name though

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Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

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an athiest walks into a church

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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yes i can connor, this is brett.

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

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