What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

what did the farmer do? plant

Three black men were walking...

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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