- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

The Pittsburgh Pirates

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

Seven

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

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