Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Apple juice.

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What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

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Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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knock knock come in!

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Homonyms should be band.

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

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What's long and black? A line at KFC.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

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How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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Anti Joke

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