- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

Do you love me? No.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

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