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whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

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How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

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Why was young Ferdinand sad? He had a very rough day. In the morning he woke up. To find a man in his room, and then the man raped him. Then, Ferdinand found out that his whole family was killed by an angry rat. Then, he realized his grandma took away all his Christmas presents and ate them. Then, the angry rat showed up and brutally murdered Ferdinand and ate him. The rat then burped up Ferdinand and his family's bones, and on Ferdinand's bone there was something wrong, indicating that Ferdinand had cancer and would've died the next day anyway. The rat then got cancer from Ferdinand, and it died. That is why Ferdinand was sad.

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How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

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I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

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