whats chinese noodles

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

Chuck norris

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

What do you call a black man? A person

William wright is Gay

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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